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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 08:07
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Still no good.
So they tried
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Thumbs down again.
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They put up a sign reading
Another attempt resulted in ...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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No go.
Just Forget it!
Then came..
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share office space ...
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Next, they tried...
Everyone loved it.
What was something inappropriate a member of your family caught you doing?
Catatonics & High Colonics
So, the docs changed it to read
No, not a chance
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Minds and Behinds
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Nuts and Butts
Unacceptable again!
Hysterias & Posteriors
Healthy Returns: Ozempic, Wegovy linked to rare cases of serious eye condition - CNBC
Still no good
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Freaks and Cheeks
No way